What About Nakedness on Social Networks???

Put your words forth in print on any social network, and prepare to get naked. Imagine showing your bare ass unwittingly. Forget spy stories, because no identifiable numbers exist for lurkers to your page via friends of friends. Your status still shows. Their curiosity still lurks as you post controversy and crap that sells tickets to your 3am show of sleeping tablet ineffectiveness. Wear something without moth holes for this show. You might need to put it on again. Consider running for cover and curtailing all online activity until curtains are closed and the orange crumbs are cleared from my keyboard before continuing our pre-diet chats.