Is Sex Over-rated???

Funny to me when I think back to my blossoming in the upsweep of "the" sexual revolution. I wonder if I ever learned anything noteworthy. Born in 1957, I lost my virginity to my made-up-Adonis guy in the 70's. He reminded me of David Bowie. No, I wasn't drunk, I was stoned. I was hopelessly in love with Bowie. Some thirty years later, I truly believe sex is definately over-rated. Forgive me, but I have sampled from the banquet table and left most of it to continue going cold. Nonsense to re-heat if tasteless. Make no mistake when I tell you this. Say one thing to screw up his face worse than climax and you'll know it's time to bolt.


I want to write this *ONE THING on restroom walls-- *Simple instructions for fun: Supress the nonsense that pisses you off for as long as your fun self can. If that turns out to be 30 seconds, bolt. Do not look back. If it turns out to be over a minute without freaking out silly about something, stay for the next four. If five minutes fails to go nicely into a 60 minute dinner, skip his desert plans and call a cab.


I claim no responsibility for my observant feelings. I am hot. Polished up, I'm hot. Meet me at 3am in 7-11 and I may blend in with the endcap showing snowballs. I may have skipped the five minutes it would have taken for make-up for the neutrality to shop there. My lucky night to find you looking schleppy, yet shining your funny eyes into my sights. It's your bad if you want to share my Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey with meters running and flow charts showing. It's my bad that you're sporting one blue eye and one brown eye, sport. ;D Who says neutrality is over-rated?